The basketball team is done.
The done as in finished part is correct. But there is absolutely no comparison to made that suggest that the team is hot.
After starting 17-0 (3-0), they’ve lost 7 of the last 9 to sit at a lukewarm 19-7 (5-7).
Eternal optimist I am not, and I see a high probability of this team, which seems to have forgotten to win, losing it’s remaining games to Duke, BC, Va Tech, and even lowly Miami. Today they got destroyed 82-66 at home by Maryland.
The Terps (20-7, 6-6 Atlantic Coast Conference) saw its [sic] 12-point second half lead slip to 59-58 on Cliff Hammonds’ driving basket with 8:19 to go. But Strawberry, despite the Clemson crowd’s singsong chants of “Darryl, Darryl” about his famous baseball playing dad, scored eight of Maryland’s next 15 points to regain control, 74-63.
You can’t say that Clemson fans aren’t classy…
Anyway, I already said that the team has forgotten to win, and at this point it also appears that they’ve forgotten that games last for 40 minutes. And for that, Virginia, Wake Forest, and Maryland are all eternally grateful.
With the season winding its way to a gut-wrenching halt, and a 19-11 final record looming, I am remind that our basketball team never makes sense or does things that others describe as “likely.” Therefore it would be in character for the ol’ Tigers to show up against Duke on the 22nd and pull out a victory. However, I am not betting on it. I will bet on three things:
- 1.) A horrific loss at the hands of Krzyzewski,
- 2.) A bunch of really lame taunts and gags demonstrated by the Clemson faithful in attendance that will refer to our last, poorly officiated game against Duke and/or to their lacrosse team, and/or maybe even black strippers, and
- 3.) After the loss the Clemson faithful will blame John Swofford and the ACC.
To wrap up this post o’ sunshine, I will summarize: Clemson finishes the regular season 19-11 (5-11) to earn the pre-season predicted 9th place ACC finish; they lose their first ACC tournament game just like they lost their last 6 league games; the vocal Clemson fans will blame Swofford & the ACC; and the Tigers will become a bubble team for the NIT where they’ll drop their first game to end the season at 19-13 (the same as last year). Or in other words: “just like football.”
PS - There’s no need yet for you to buy me a “Fire Oliver Purnell” shirt nor fireoliverpurnell.com nor firecoachpurnell.com (neither of which are registered). Suicide watches will also be unnecessary. This time.