Latest rumor
The latest rumors about Clemson, as I understand them, are that
- the entire coaching staff will be canned
- almost every single player is transferring
- those not transferring are going to prison
- all the recruits are contemplating mass suicide for having ever considered going to Clemson
- genetic researchers are vigorously trying to bring Frank Howard and John Heisman back from the dead. They will serve as assistant coaches for new Head Deity Danny Ford (you may now also refer to him as HDDF)
- Banks McFadden may also be cloned, but the NCAA has yet to determine if clones are subject to the eligibility rules of the original person (no word on if BM II will play basketball)
- we may not need recruits or resurrected coaches anyway since the NCAA will shortly be imposing the death penalty
Seriously that was the funniest post on any Clemson blog I have EVER read! My abs hurt now. On to buisness.
We are all aware of the transfer rumor. CU’s Athletic Dept. official statement reads:
“After talking with his mother, C.J. Spiller has decided to remain at Clemson,” said Bowden in a prepared statement.
Florida, this is now a dead issue…
If Danny Ford Is God, then who’s Jesus? Howard or Heisman? Maybe Howard is Jesus and Heisman can be Assistant Christ.
I also just heard a rumor that I’m posting this right now.
I don’t think Danny would be this kind of Deity, but you see how tough it is to find the #2 man.