“Now, let’s analyze what’s been working for us.
NOT A GOD DAMN THING’S been working for us.”
About last night’s game:
The good: Clemson outscored Duke 45-29 to handily win the second half.
The bad: 9 for 18 free throw shooting… for a crowd pleasing 50%.
The ugly: The Tigers spent most of the first half stumbling around like newborn giraffes trying for the first time to use their legs. Sam Perry knotted the score at 13 with 11:54 remaining in the half. 11:52 later the Tigers claimed their next field goal when Hammonds hit a three. Getting doubled-up and outscored by 21 in the first half is about as bad as it can get.
Final score, Duke 71 Clemson 66.
The team has lost its heart and I blame this guy.
[Halftime of final game]
Coach Rig: Now, let’s analyze what’s been working for us.
[Long pause]
Coach Rig: NOT A GOD DAMN THING’S been working for us. Like this goddamn suit doesn’t work for me… and this stinking tie… and this goddamned shirt. IT DOESN’T WORK FOR ME. YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY WINNING HARD-NOSED FOOTBALL? YOU PLAY FOOTBALL LIKE ED GENERRO PLAYED FOOTBALL. A guy who gave his life for this football team. He was a 140-pound halfback, and HE PLAYED LIKE A GODDAMN WILDMAN! NO! LIKE A GODDAMN RAMPAGING BEAST! And that’s the way you got to do it! YOU GO OUT THERE! YOU TEAR THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF, AND YOU SHIT DOWN THEIR NECKS! Let us pray.
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