Louser “Granny Clampett” Holtz is releasing a new (auto?)biography.

And there no doubt will be much rejoicing.

Did you know this about him:

A standout is Holtz’s long-term position at Notre Dame, of special importance not just because of his devout Catholicism but also his refreshing devotion to strict academic standards for the players. In fact, what stands out is his modesty and adamant belief that football is ultimately less important than education.

But oh, there’s more:

It’s clear from the beginning that Holtz sees coaching as nurturing more than mere athletic achievement; it’s an opportunity to mold promising student-athletes into superlative young men…

Well congratulations Lou, you succeeded admirably. Maybe you missed the opportunity at USCe because you couldn’t find any “promising student-athletes”, although I’m sure that wasn’t your fault.

One more item to make you chuckle:

Thanks EDSBS.

Posted on Friday, July 7th, 2006 at 9:50 am by Broken Gnome

Filed under Football, South Carolina.

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