True to Form
Being in the Redneck Riviera you expect some funny stuff. Confederate flags, way too many fireworks stands, big women in clothes made for small women etc. It’s kinda like going to the zoo. You know what the elephants and monkeys look like and will be doing but you still enjoy seeing them. Well, today I got the experience you hope for but usually leave disappointed in not having. Walking through Barefoot (but not noticeably pregnant) Landing I noticed a man with a couple rug rats running around. I was expecting him to make a very redneck dad comment when one of the rats indicated they just “had” to go in a store. What I noticed was this little kids hair. I didn’t notice at first from the front, typical short close to buzz cut. When he whirled around the gloriousness of the Redneck Riviera was before me. This wasn’t just a mullet; this may have been the best mullet under 18 I have ever seen. It wasn’t just a little long in the back; it clearly came down a minimum of 3-4 inches past his shoulders. I saw the White Tiger or the Silverback Gorilla. I would have paid good money to have a camera on me at that moment. Mullets galore would have some great new fodder.
Broken adds: Maybe they’re related to this guy
And this is sports related how?
Forget it, he’s rolling.
It was merely a tanget related to fans. Nothing to do with accidental posting to the wrong site at all. I had just looked at some of the new caps avaialble to the public and was rather unimpressed. The classic worn navy blue with paw is still the best on the market. It was leaving this store that I saw the mullett.