We all know Spiller’s not going anywhere
So what have we learned from this whole stupid exercise?
Don’t develop extreme speed and skills so that the most minute details of your personal life become national news? Umm. Actually, no. Having CJ’s talent would totally be worth having to deal with the crap he encounters.
Don’t knock up your high school sweetheart? Well that’s a pretty good life lesson, but not the one I’m looking for here.
Always tell your mom the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you Danny Ford? Mothers aren’t courts of law. You’re supposed to tell them what they want to hear, when they want to hear it, even it if means lying through your teeth.
Don’t let your mom talk to media? DING DING DING! We have a winner! That’s right. That’s today’s lesson.
Never let your mom talk to the media. Ever. Ever. Ever. Fucking ever!
Oh Lord, DFIG has taken influence!! Are they getting royalties on that reference to the swearing in or did we sign a sponsorship contract? If so “Drink DFIG energy drink kids!!” chaching$$$$
I was blindsided by the whole Spiller drama last week. I came home from work and day and read on the internet the he decided to stay at Clemson, and I thought to myself “when the hell was he condisering leaving?”. By the way, Calhoun has recovered his passwords and everything so he can now contribute again to The Sporting Gnomes.
DFIG has electrolytes… it’s what plants crave.
Refer to “Idiocracy” w/ Luke Wilson.