Weekend news:
- The baseball team had gained some momentum before the Hurricanes came to town. That momentum is now gone, as the ‘Canes took the first and the third games of the series. Sunday’s Game 3 score was 7-6.
- The 8th ranked women’s tennis team went to Chapel Hill and kicked some baby blue ass this weekend. The #13 Tar Heels lost 6-1.
- Men’s tennis, on the other hand, lost on Friday to #2 Virginia 5-2. And they also lost to Virginia Tech 4-3. The lesson to be learned is that people from Clemson just don’t belong in Virginia.
- The bad news continues on into the world of men’s golf. The team finished 10th at the Administaff ASU Invitational. Coastal was first, UNC was 2nd. USCe finished 4th. The team did finish 8 shots better than 15th place USC-Aiken.
And for the golf team alumni at the Shell Houston Open:
- Lucas Glover missed the cut.
- J. Byrd earned $66,660 by finishing tied for 19th at -8.
- Matt Hendrix had three solid and one “oh my god what happened” rounds en route to winning $34,100 and finishing at -5.
- Charles Warren fared less well, but still made the cut. He finished tied for 66th at 2 over. His check was for $11,300.

- Finally, DJ Trahan finished all alone in the 8th spot. He was 10-under for the weekend and 11-under for the tournament. That performance was worth $170,500.
It may be worth noting that the 5 golfers above combined to win $282,500. I’m fairly certain they won more in a weekend that all the Gnomes make combined in a year. Which all goes to show that the time spent in the classroom would have been better spent harassing the cart girl.

I think Walker harasses the cart girl enough for all the gnomes on the official golf outings.
I do my fair share. I need to do more…and soon. Thank goodness for a round down there next weekend.
Mmmmm, tasty chesticles.
I’ll be returing home this coming Monday at 12:00. I can not wait to tee off.